3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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