no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Fuck appropriateness.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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