Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Randomize
