just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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