I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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