just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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