Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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