Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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