this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
