sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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