yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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