Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I licked your asshole in confidence.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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