Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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