I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Never underestimate the power of titties
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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