i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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