That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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