Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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