Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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