woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize
