I am in a vortex of obligation.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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