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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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