susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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