i'm signing you up for texting rehab
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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