drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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