you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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