what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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