I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Hippo gnu deer
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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