I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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