i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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