Plan B is the new Plan A
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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