He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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