He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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