How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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