I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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