i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Randomize
