fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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