she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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