Well apparently he's into motor boating.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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