So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Do you still have your period?
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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