Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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