I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
