It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
mondays should just be called national damage control day
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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