i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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