I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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