ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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