you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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