I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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