i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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