I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
My vagina is very pro this idea
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
