2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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