Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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