with your own penis?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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