It's Friday. Sex?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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