Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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